Shayla Bailey Nigga!
Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

pieofthelord:

drunk-doctor:

safaribrowser:

 

so um i emailed disney about this sorrynotsorry

You’ve done well

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

ollygollymolly:

This is my proudest moment.

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”